What is this?
We here at Poopy President believe that there should be a website befitting the dignity of our current government administration. We hope that this site is a step in the right direction.
The whole poem-illustration approach is vaguely inspired by the style of Shel Silverstein.
Can I donate?
First and foremost, you should donate to causes Poopy President cares about. If you insist on donating to Poopy President directly, donations will be used for server/site maintenance costs. If somehow donations become more than could be reasonably allocated to "server/site maintenance costs," Poopy President will donate to causes it cares about and/or expand responsibly, because the goal is not to make money but to make things better. In this case, Poopy President will also update this F.A.Q. accordingly for transparency.
Who writes the poems?
I do!
Who does the illustrations?
I do!
Yes, but who are you?
I'm nobody! Just an embarrassed U.S. citizen who cares about the meanings of words and the lives of fellow humans.
Wowee! Ok, you Rembrandt, this artwork is phenomenal. Seriously, mad skill.
That wasn't a question--but thank you!
What are you tracking about visitors to the site?
Poopy President may collect data about how many people visit what page when, but it will never collect any personal details about you.
Can I contact you?
Sure, I guess. You can email Poopy President at:
mail@poopypresident.comDo be be aware that any hateful or entertainingly stupid emails may be posted on the site for others' amusement.
Jokes aside, what is the goal of this thing?
Look, I'll give it to you straight: our government is in the throes of authoritarianism, and big money in politics is divorcing representation from the people it should be representing. Words are being twisted, science is being used simultaneously as a scapegoat and justification, and people's lives are being irreversibly damaged (and worse). Clearly Poopy President is silly and slightly vulgar, but if a silly and slightly vulgar jingle or illustration sticks in someone's head and prompts them to fight back in the little (or big!) ways they can, then Poopy President is doing what it set out to do.
Is this stuff copyrighted?
Like, I'd appreciate it if you didn't just outright steal stuff, you know? Maybe cite where you got it to spread the word. But again, the real goal of this thing is to get people fighting back and looking out for one another however they can. So use it, share it, link it, sing it, etc. with your best foot forward. I don't want to babysit y'all.
Did A.I. write this?
Nope! All the content of this site was thinked in-house and copied here straight outta my brain!