Donald Trump, Donald Trump,
For a head he has—a rump!
"Let's take this and let's take that!"
He keeps us safe, oh thank god!
Those immigrants almost ate my dog!
And took my job! And took my wife!
My bodily fluids! Even my life!
He's "just joking!" Oooh! Teehee!
That explains it! Don't you see?
Jokes from the biggest, bestest mind—
The funniest, biggliest, gun-iest kind!
And should the world not understand,
Not realize just how big(gest) and grand(est) ...
Well, they've saved a seat! A whole penthouse suite!
Kept (very) warm, just for him!
So in this case, it's just as well:
He'll always have his place in ...