Suppose you're in thick,
The hits—they come quick!—
There's a surefire trick:
Leave it to Leavitt!
If you need a good lie,
Just to get by,
No time for a why?
Leave it to Leavitt!
Bald-faced, bland,
Shameless, canned—
Whatever your brand—
Yes, that's right! Leave it to Leavitt!
Don't own your mistakes!
Don't put on the brakes!
Just hire a snake!
Say it with me now: Leave it to Leavitt!